Tonight at dinner we were talking about things you are supposed to do but most people don’t. The subject of rotating one’s mattress came up. You’re supposed to periodically rotate and/or flip over your mattress so that it wears evenly over time.
I said, “I don’t bother. Instead, I rotate my body from time to time, sleeping in different directions. Other times, I crawl under the bed and just push up on the mattress.”
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